Quarantine Math Update

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 05/12/2020 at 14:23 • Filed to: MAth, Foodlopnik, Peas, Canned Peas, Fevered Quarantine Rants

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A can of peas has approximately 400 calories O_O.

Don’t give peas a chance.

Chariotoflove > For Sweden 05/12/2020 at 14:30

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Do split peas have half the calories?

For Sweden > Chariotoflove 05/12/2020 at 14:35

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I hope so

ClassicDatsunDebate > For Sweden 05/12/2020 at 14:45

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worst. calories. evar.

sn4cktimes > Chariotoflove 05/12/2020 at 14:50

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N ice pun! *slow-clap*

functionoverfashion > For Sweden 05/12/2020 at 14:56

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I still can’t gain weight; I haven’t done anything drastic, but I eat more or less whatever I want and still weigh the same as I did probably senior year of high school, in 2000. I am extremely lucky, I realize, and I am screwed when my metabolism slows down. Or... who knows. 

For Sweden > functionoverfashion 05/12/2020 at 14:57

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Step 1: Buy a food scale

Step 2: Eat until you are full

Step 3: Keep eating

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > For Sweden 05/12/2020 at 14:59

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Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > For Sweden 05/12/2020 at 15:03

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Trust me, that doesn’t work if you are me. I once nearly fainted from hunger after eating a three course steak dinner because my screwed up body decided it didn’t really need any energy after all from that food. The only way I can gain weight is from meds, not eating excessively. I recently was somewhat amused because a health insurance website wouldn’t accept my heigh weight as a valid ratio even after I gave myself 20 extra pounds.

Chariotoflove > For Sweden 05/12/2020 at 15:10

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I eat my peas with honey

I’ve done it all my life

It makes the peas taste funny,

But they sure stick to my knife.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > For Sweden 05/12/2020 at 15:10

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XJDano > functionoverfashion 05/12/2020 at 15:21

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I’m same. But have gained 10 lbs the last few years, possibly from drinking heavier beers like stouts and porters... 

Thomas Donohue > For Sweden 05/12/2020 at 15:28

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Sweet green peas should be closer to 200 calories per ~15oz can.

C hickpeas, however, will be over 400. (around 1000 once you add the olive oil.)

Textured Soy Protein > For Sweden 05/12/2020 at 16:06

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Peas are an excellent source of protein. Protein is calorie-dense. Thus, many calories in peas.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden 05/12/2020 at 16:09

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Eric @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 05/12/2020 at 16:20

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Seriously. Peas aren’t worth that many calories.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > For Sweden 05/12/2020 at 17:12

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Is that 400 including the can?

For Sweden > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 05/12/2020 at 17:15

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I’ll let you know how much of the can is digested.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > For Sweden 05/12/2020 at 17:18

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Textured Soy Protein 05/12/2020 at 17:44

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Yet beef is a better source 

Textured Soy Protein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/12/2020 at 18:06

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gin-san - shitpost specialist > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 05/12/2020 at 18:10

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Holy fuck I forgot about this episode completely. 

gin-san - shitpost specialist > For Sweden 05/12/2020 at 18:12

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I guess if you have a 400 gram can you’re right on the money.

I think peas are OK, I generally put em in stir fries and fried rice (which I guess is kind of a stir fry) but I never really eat them otherwise.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Chariotoflove 05/12/2020 at 18:12

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I definitely didn’t expect this:

Chariotoflove > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/12/2020 at 18:17

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Get out of here with your “math”.

Nom De Plume > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 05/12/2020 at 19:21

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‘ MURICA

I appreciate your predicament.  Clothes shopping is a joy.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Nom De Plume 05/12/2020 at 19:23

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Oh yes, very.